June 2012
jjabramss:
plot twist: there are multiple directions
me: i'm full
me: no i'm not
satan: now remember girls, when you're arguing with someone, it's crucial that you call then "hun" as many times as possible, never forget to correct their grammar and spelling, and make sure to end each insult with a smiley face.
satan: go forth
iphone420:
If I open my eyes really wide my forehead wrinkles a little I need some Botox stat
therarescizor:
maxin in the pussy then im out
me: that sounds mean i better add a lol at the end
